Time is going backwards

I ended up putting my donut of misery on "desktop" so I could access it more easily. Big mistake.
Time is going so much slower now that I look at it every other day. I'm stuck at 44%.

Can't we just fast-forward to 50% because then I can encourage myself with sayings like

It's all down hill from here!

You've walked as far as you can into the forest as possible, now all that's left to do is walk out

And which ever other stupid sayings make me feel better. 

Because lets be honest, hearing "it'll be over before you know it" sucks! 

....I really need to keep myself occupied...